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The FDA has issued an order to four caffeinated alcohol beverages saying how it claims they are illegal and subject to confiscation.
The FDA reportedly* stated that the use of caffeine in these products keeps people alert and thus violates their right to pass out in a pool of their own vomit, which is what is supposed to happen when you go on a bender or start binge drinking.
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* No news reports actually said this, I just made up this half of my article.