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Caffeinated Alcoholic Beverage Ban

11/20/10

Permalink 07:37:47 pm, by Paul ROBINSON, 84 words   English (US)
Categories: Announcements [A], News

Caffeinated Alcoholic Beverage Ban

The FDA has issued an order to four caffeinated alcohol beverages saying how it claims they are illegal and subject to confiscation.

The FDA reportedly* stated that the use of caffeine in these products keeps people alert and thus violates their right to pass out in a pool of their own vomit, which is what is supposed to happen when you go on a bender or start binge drinking.

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* No news reports actually said this, I just made up this half of my article.

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