| « Almost as good as gold | Google Mail: Absolutely Worthless, as is Chrome » |
If you watch much TV you might see those ads where people's houses are collapsing and falling apart while they stand there. But it's not as a result of pest infestation, it's a result, I think, of the sponsor's product.
It's those ads for Cialis. (Oh great, now my website is blocked by spam blockers! [Actually I had to edit the website filters to allow use of the word]) A man and a woman are together, now the moment is right, and their house begins to disintegrate before our very eyes, as the appliances fall apart, the building turns to dust and the walls fall away. I guess the guy, from using this stuff, has an erection so large that his penis is causing the building to erupt!
So now the happy couple can screw in full view of the public in the rubble as he inflicts his schlong - which was powerful enough to pulverize the building - upon her!
"Cialis, not only will it harden your cock, it'll soften your house too!"
- New Advertising Slogan
And how the hell are they supposed to have sex when they're in separate bathtubs?